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Mark Gatiss - Opening number: Voodoo Lady - The League of Gentlemen (Live at Drury Lane) [x]

"Ju ju hey hey, Voodoo Lady. Don’t mean maybe, Black Magic Chile. The clock struck 13, And I was searching for that midnight woman of my darkest dreams. She looked right through me. Her spells undo me. My Voodoo Lady, sweet witchcraft maid. Voodoo Lady, Voodoo Lady, I go goo. When you do voodoo, Then she smiled, oh so sweetly, thrilled me like a Dennis Wheatley. She’s got hexes like no one has, but Baron Samedi warned me, don’t mess with that. Voodoo jazz. Voodoo Lady, Voodoo Lady, I go goo when you do voodoo. Ju ju hey hey, don’t mean maybe, Voodoo Lady and the chills you gave me, I beseech you from Satan save me. No one knows the secret of the black magic box of myVoodoo Lady, don’t mean maybe, Ju ju hey hey, Black Magic Chile."

HAHHAHHA Nice try

So a lady from a table I waited on last Sunday went online to do the survey and complained about my service, saying I wasn’t very attentive, that I made another server do all the work blah blah blah. She said I only came to the table three or four times but that’s ridiculous. I was at that table so often, refilling drinks and checking to make sure everything is OK.

It was a large party. We have to share it. That’s why there are two servers. For some reason she thought I was the only server and I was just making David play fetch.

We both busted our asses for them.

They wanted for nothing. Drinks were full the entire time. Food came out when it was supposed to. The lady who was footing the bill was the only one at the table who was rude and I responded with nothing but kindness. While they were in the restaurant no one made any complaints to me at all, everyone except for the one lady was polite.

So nice try lady. My manager knew from the jump that you were out to get something free. I didn’t even get in trouble because they know how hard I work to make sure my tables have a great time and this is also why they came to me FIRST to hear my side of the story before calling you back. But crap like this really hurts my feelings, I work hard to make these people happy, if you were unhappy with something you should have said so when you were in the building.

mormondad:

melancholic-fangirl:

southern-conservatism:

drugsound:

Government is good.

Big Brother is watching you.

The State wants to take care of you.

north Korea scares me to death. the fact that a place like that still exists in modern day. those people are prisoners.

1984 is here and now

this is too 1984 to be real

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